Hi! My name is Greta. I'm a Minnesotan born musician who longs for the pacific northwest. I'm a strong believer that my life is my greatest piece of artwork and I strive to create beauty every day.

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius
travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
I fall in love really fast then proceed to plan our entire lives together.

averypottermormon:

quacktrickstump:

accidently typing jesuis christ

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I’m going to hell for laughing at this

(Source: coffeesclosers, via the-girl-in-that-dress)

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